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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:38 pm • # 1 
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A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he quietly walked away; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty!".


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:44 pm • # 2 
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:rollin :rollin :rollin


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:25 pm • # 3 
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:lol :lol :lol :lol


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:03 pm • # 4 
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LIKE


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:39 am • # 5 
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LMAO.


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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:06 pm • # 6 
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I like a joke where I don't see the end coming. Good one.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:51 am • # 7 
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hipshot wrote:
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guity!".


That's priceless!


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