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 Post subject: Guy died early
PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:28 am • # 1 
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A guy who died and went to heaven. God told him that a mistake was made and he shouldn't have died for a long time in the future. To make it up to him he told him he would change something on earth. The guy thought for a second and said he enjoyed his visits to Hawaii so much, he wished God would give the engineering knowledge to man to build a bridge from the mainland to Hawaii. God thought for a second and said that knowledge would be just about impossible to give, was there anything else he would like to give earth. The man said I would like men to be able to understand women.
God thought for a second and asked, that bridge, two lanes or four?


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 Post subject: Re: Guy died early
PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:04 pm • # 2 
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ROFLMAO


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 Post subject: Re: Guy died early
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:26 pm • # 3 
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Very good Cliff. :lol


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 Post subject: Re: Guy died early
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:54 am • # 4 
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Cliff Hilbert wrote:
The man said I would like men to be able to understand women.
God thought for a second and asked, that bridge, two lanes or four?


Priceless!


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