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 Post subject: The drunk
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:41 pm • # 1 
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”

He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it’s 3am in the morning and it’s pouring rain out there!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Don’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know.”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes,” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here on the swing.”


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 Post subject: Re: The drunk
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:04 pm • # 2 
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:lol :lol :lol :lol


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 Post subject: Re: The drunk
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:28 pm • # 3 
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Good deeds never go unpunished ;) Adios Philip


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 Post subject: Re: The drunk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:07 am • # 4 
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Normally I would have held my nose on that one, but it is hard to keep your nose pinched shut while you're laughing. :applause :applause

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 Post subject: Re: The drunk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:26 am • # 5 
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:lol :applause


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 Post subject: Re: The drunk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:09 am • # 6 
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:eek


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 Post subject: Re: The drunk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:00 pm • # 7 
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Classic!


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