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 Post subject: Senior Citizen
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:25 am • # 1 
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.


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 Post subject: Re: Senior Citizen
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:28 pm • # 2 
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:lol :lol :lol


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 Post subject: Re: Senior Citizen
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:32 pm • # 3 
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A state trooper received several reports of a young man in a firebird who was tearing up the local roads at supra-legal speeds and generating a lot of complaints. He staked out the speed demon's favourite stretch and hid behind a billboard to wait.
Sure enough, that evening, along came the firebird flying up the road, and the cop nailed him on radar. The young man pulled over, and the cop swaggered up and said "I've been waiting for you since lunch time". The young man smiled back and said "Well, I got here as quick as I could".


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 Post subject: Re: Senior Citizen
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:00 am • # 4 
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Brent you weren't supposed to tell everyone what I did when I was young 50 years ago.


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 Post subject: Re: Senior Citizen
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:00 pm • # 5 
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Cliff: '...young 50 years ago'???? since when is 35 young? :lol


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 Post subject: Re: Senior Citizen
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:59 am • # 6 
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wheezeburnt wrote:
Cliff: '...young 50 years ago'???? since when is 35 young? :lol
No, I was 45 then. :lol


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