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 Post subject: For us seniors
PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:15 am • # 1 
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* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.


* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.


* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.


* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?


* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.


* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.


* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.


* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!


* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"


* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.


* IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.


* MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.


* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.


* WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.


* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.


* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.


* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.


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 Post subject: Re: For us seniors
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:48 pm • # 2 
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That seems somehow reminiscent of Jeff Foxworthy: you might be a senior if...

The problem is, I can relate.


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 Post subject: Re: For us seniors
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:32 am • # 3 
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We'll all get there soon enough.

Funny stuff Cliff


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 Post subject: Re: For us seniors
PostPosted: Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:12 pm • # 4 
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Hey Cliff, My shipping and handling is taking me over a rocky road with lots of potholes! Adios Philip43


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 Post subject: Re: For us seniors
PostPosted: Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:38 pm • # 5 
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My maintenance program is killing me .


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 Post subject: Re: For us seniors
PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:22 pm • # 6 
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All of the above, just passing 72, with the current events not sure I will make it to 73


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 Post subject: Re: For us seniors
PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:26 pm • # 7 
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Very Good Cliff. Thanks for posting.


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