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Cliff Hilbert
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:15 am • # 1 |
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Joined: 12/27/10 Posts: 2253 Location: Plano, TX
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* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.
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PampasPete
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Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:48 pm • # 2 |
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Joined: 09/09/14 Posts: 519 Location: southern Brazil
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That seems somehow reminiscent of Jeff Foxworthy: you might be a senior if...
The problem is, I can relate.
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keebranch
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Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:32 am • # 3 |
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We'll all get there soon enough.
Funny stuff Cliff
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philip43
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Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:12 pm • # 4 |
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Joined: 11/23/14 Posts: 23
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Hey Cliff, My shipping and handling is taking me over a rocky road with lots of potholes! Adios Philip43
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jangles
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Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:38 pm • # 5 |
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My maintenance program is killing me .
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redband
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:22 pm • # 6 |
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All of the above, just passing 72, with the current events not sure I will make it to 73
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JimRed
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:26 pm • # 7 |
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Joined: 08/31/15 Posts: 1042 Location: Coppell, TX
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Very Good Cliff. Thanks for posting.
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