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Cliff Hilbert
 Post subject: Quarantined
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:22 am • # 1 
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COVID-19 NEWS ALERT!!
BREAKING NEWS!!
Men age 25-74 are most likely to carry the COVID-19 coronavirus without symptoms. The best course of action is to quarantine them away from Women and children.
Local sports bars, fishing charters, boat ramps and Bass Pro Shops shall be designated local quarantine centers.
Men, please report immediately.
Note: your cell phones will be confiscated on arrival to prevent mass hysteria. No contact shall be allowed for the 14 day quarantine period.
We will still being selling crappie tackle online during this duration, free shipping over $75

It originally said "Men age 25-55", but I changed it so I could participate.
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joe the plumber
 Post subject: Re: Quarantined
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:39 pm • # 2 
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Sorry to hear the news..I guess I have no other choice ...already went to bass pro ...headed to the lake in the morning for the sake of the rest of the community...and I would much rather stay home and mow the grass.But i'm not sure I can stay for 14 days. Gonna relay this info to the wife and mention Cliff by name. :lol :lol :lol :lol
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wheezeburnt
 Post subject: Re: Quarantined
PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:10 am • # 3 
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joe the plumber wrote:
Sorry to hear the news..I guess I have no other choice ...already went to bass pro ...headed to the lake in the morning for the sake of the rest of the community...and I would much rather stay home and mow the grass.But i'm not sure I can stay for 14 days. Gonna relay this info to the wife and mention Cliff by name. :lol :lol :lol :lol


:lol :lol I'll see if I can find Cliff's home phone number. That way she can take it up with him directly. (I blame a lot of stuff on him, too).
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Cliff Hilbert
 Post subject: Re: Quarantined
PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:05 am • # 4 
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I never give out my real phone number, that way I avoid a lot of telemarketing calls. That might also be the reason my phone never rings. If you mention my name to your wife she'll probably throw her phone at you.
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wheezeburnt
 Post subject: Re: Quarantined
PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:52 am • # 5 
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Cliff Hilbert wrote:
... If you mention my name to your wife she'll probably throw her phone at you.


Oh dear. What did you do THIS time?
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redband
 Post subject: Re: Quarantined
PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:41 pm • # 6 
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Can you change the upper age to 76? please
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