It is currently Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:01 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]




  Page 1 of 1   [ 3 posts ] New Topic Add Reply
Author Message
 Post subject: The Holy Land
PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:11 am • # 1 
User avatar
Hero Member

Joined: 12/27/10
Posts: 2055
Location: Plano, TX
A man, his wife and mother in law went on vacation to the Holy land. While there the mother in law passed away. The undertaker told them they could have her shipped home for $5000.00 or have her buried here for $150.00. The man thought about it a while and said, nahhh I would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked why would you spend 5k to send her home when it would be wonderful to have her buried here in the holy land and only spend 150 dollars. The man replied, a man died here 2000 years ago and he was buried here. 3 days later he rose from the dead and I just can’t take that chance.


Top
  
 Post subject: Re: The Holy Land
PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:46 am • # 2 
User avatar
Hero Member

Joined: 06/13/16
Posts: 751
Location: North Port, Florida
:applause


Top
  
 Post subject: Re: The Holy Land
PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:22 am • # 3 
User avatar
Full Member

Joined: 04/02/17
Posts: 212
Location: Colorado
Cliff Hilbert wrote:
A man, his wife and mother in law went on vacation to the Holy land. While there the mother in law passed away. The undertaker told them they could have her shipped home for $5000.00 or have her buried here for $150.00. The man thought about it a while and said, nahhh I would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked why would you spend 5k to send her home when it would be wonderful to have her buried here in the holy land and only spend 150 dollars. The man replied, a man died here 2000 years ago and he was buried here. 3 days later he rose from the dead and I just can’t take that chance.



That's funny!!! But personally, I'm glad He rose in three days.


Top
  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  

  Page 1 of 1   [ 3 posts ] New Topic Add Reply

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group

- OurBoard Support -